Redesigned 5th Amendment Cop Card

Now ACCURATELY reflecting how the card is used by our candidate

Using his 5A Cop Card product, our candidate offers supporters a potential obstruction and resisting arrest charge whenever they interact with Law Enforcement. In this video, Dickbag Patrol, demonstrates how to properly design a '5A Cop Card.'

If you prefer to receive your questionable legal advice directly from Mr. DeCastro, pick up his version of the 5A Cop Card on the Delete Lawz website.